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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law of Repeatability...


Posted by Frances Anne on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Repeatability...

Murphy's Law of Repeatability

The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.

   

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():funny laws (94): Army Law...


Posted by Mike G. Strusz on 07-Aug-2005

Army Law...

Army Law

  • If it moves, salute it
  • if it doesn't move, pick it up
  • if you can't pick it up, paint it.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by spike d. fuspfi on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

   

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():funny laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by Birdie c. ferrell on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law of model assembly...


Posted by donald a. scott on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Law of model assembly...
Murphy's Law of model assembly

The hardest part to assemble is always the most crucial one.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel...


Posted by Dennis's on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel...
Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

   

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