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	():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Posted by april Rusch on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Murphy's Laws of Sex: No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

2 people have rated this joke:

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	():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by Bess on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

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	():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Conejo de Vigor on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Everything always works in your HQ, everything always
fails in the Colonel's HQ.

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	():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by Patrick Reyes on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some dumb fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

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	():funny laws (94): Law of Backpacking...

Posted by Nexus on 07-Aug-2005

Law of Backpacking...

Law of Backpacking: The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it. If you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

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