Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing...

Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing

A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

An old car that has served you so well will...

An old car that has served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then it will fall apart.

Tsung's Law...

Tsung's Law

The biggest shithead and the person in command can generally be shot with the same bullet.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

Murphy's Third Law of Computing...

Murphy's Third Law of Computing

The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

Murphy's Law of Repeatability...

Murphy's Law of Repeatability

The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.