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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by Patrick Reyes on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some dumb fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

   

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():funny laws (94): Kovac's Conundrum...


Posted by pyroguy_3 on 07-Aug-2005

Kovac's Conundrum...

Kovac's Conundrum

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Conejo de Vigor on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Everything always works in your HQ, everything always
fails in the Colonel's HQ.

   

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():funny laws (94): The Roman Rule...


Posted by The Devil Dog on 07-Aug-2005

The Roman Rule...

The Roman Rule

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Sex...


Posted by april Rusch on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Sex...
Murphy's Laws of Sex

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by Bess on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Technology Laws...
Murphy's Technology Laws

Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

   

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