Murphy's Third Law of Computing...

Murphy's Third Law of Computing

The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

Murphy's Law of Repeatability...

Murphy's Law of Repeatability

The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.

Army Law...

Army Law

• If it moves, salute it
• if it doesn't move, pick it up
• if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Murphy's Law of model assembly...

Murphy's Law of model assembly

The hardest part to assemble is always the most crucial one.