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| Posted by Katiekate m. Star on 10-Aug-2005 | My one neighbor VanMy one neighbor Van is a true sport fisherman. He said once he caught a Great
White Shark. Never having seen it on display in his home, I asked what happened
to it. He sighed and replied, "Well, it was too small to keep, so I and three
other guys threw it back in."
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| Posted by Debby Harwood on 10-Aug-2005 | A fishermanA fisherman returned to shore with a giant Marlin that was larger and heavier
than he was. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a buddy who had maybe
a dozen or so Rockfish. The buddy eyed the Marlin and said, "Only caught the
one, huh?"
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| Posted by Tom Fell on 10-Aug-2005 | A hunterA hunter was visiting another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the
den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"
The host said, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with?" asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife!"
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| Posted by Philippe Ballerstedt on 10-Aug-2005 | A hack golferA hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying
the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all
day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway.
He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm
going to go drown myself in that lake."
The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head
down that long."
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| Posted by Kurht R. Engle on 10-Aug-2005 | Umpires OnlyMy friend Don, a minor-league umpire, is used to being heckled by fans. But
imagine his surprise when he was rushing to umpire an exhibition game at Coors
Field in Denver. After a long search for a place to change clothes, Don finally
located a room with a neatly lettered sign: "Dressing Room, Umpires Only."
As he was about to go in, however, he inspected the sign more closely. Below
the printed legend was the same message ... written in Braille.
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| Posted by lafonda on 10-Aug-2005 | I got here in TWOGeorge looks like golf pro in his designer outfit but he slices his first
drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using
an iron to get back on the fairway. His ball ricochets off a tree and strikes
him on the forehead, killing him.
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him. "You look like a
golfer. Are you any good?"
George replies, "Absolutely.... I got here in TWO, didn't I?"
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