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| Posted by ryan sanders on 09-Aug-2005 | NewsmenQ: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
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| Posted by Anna P. Crist on 09-Aug-2005 | FiremenQ: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb and two to cut a hole in the roof.
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| Posted by Sarah Clayton on 09-Aug-2005 | WaitersQ: How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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| Posted by Mike Carlino on 09-Aug-2005 | WaitressesQ: How many waitresses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the manager.
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| Posted by Ashlyn on 09-Aug-2005 | EditorsQ: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building.
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| Posted by Bob Jones on 09-Aug-2005 | Editors 2Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.
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