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| Posted by ana munoz on 09-Aug-2005 | Notice in a dry cleaner'sNotice in a dry cleaner's window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
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| Posted by Jude Hey on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Paris hotel elevator:...In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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| Posted by bugzaboo on 07-Aug-2005 | Outside a Church:...Outside a Church:
Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!
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| Posted by Erik Allermann on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:...In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them
in all directions.
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| Posted by The Man on 07-Aug-2005 | On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:...On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope
for.
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| Posted by Dan Becker on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Church parking lot:...In a Church parking lot:
Parking lot - for Members Only!
Trespassers will be baptized!
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