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| Posted by nazi bob on 14-Aug-2005 | Now, Be NiceTwo college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York
City
subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.
Frank
adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand,
whips
out his wallet, pulls out a couple of dollar bills and gladly
hands
them over to the beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other
passengers.
Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on
earth
did you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only going
to use
it on drugs or booze!!!"
Matt replies, "What...and we weren't?"
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| Posted by usher on 14-Aug-2005 | Library Fun1)Find one of those carts that has a lot of books that were
returned. Attempt to check them all out at once.
2)See how many library cards on different accounts you can get
before the librarian figures out what's going on.
3)Photocopy your butt.
4)Ask how many books the library has on stealing books (you can
ask a lot of annoying questions like this).
5)Ask for the... well you know... "mature" section.
6)Turn off all of the lights. If someone asks who did it,
reply, "I don't know. It's too dark to tell."
7)Have fun making entertaining wallpapers and screensavers.
I'll submit more as they come to me.
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| Posted by Joe Collins on 14-Aug-2005 | The Notorious HeaddresserTwo ladies were waiting for a bus.One was a red head and the
other was a blonde. The red head really admired the blonde's
hairstyle and asked " Who did your hair, it looks spectacular!"
The blonde smiled as she responded " His name Lou but everybody
calls him 'Headz'. Getting my hair done by him was a jaw
dropping experience." Interested, the red head got Lou's number
from the blonde, so she can have such an extravagant hair
design. She set's an appointment for tuesday, because that was
the day she was going to visit her mom.
When she found Lou's shop , it was in a quiet, discreet area.
She walked in the shop and noticed that there was no chairs. As
she stands at the door, a handsome man comes out of the corner
on the other side of the shop. The red head says "Hello, my
names Sianne and I'm here for an appointment" The man points to
a blue sitting pillow and tells her sit on her knees. Excited,
Sianne sits down on her knees, and waits to be serviced. The man
grabs a pair of scissors. He stands in front of her with his
private in front of her face.
He gets a boner, it pops out of his pants and immediately into
her mouth. He goes through a spasmic orgasm and starts cutting
her hair. When she manages to get his dick out her throat,
before she could get up, he cums all over her hair.
After that, Sianne rises up off of the pillow, and runs out of
the door with her mouth wide open. Lou, follows his client,
watches her throw up the cum all over the sidewalk and hands her
a mirror. When she looked, her jaw surely did drop.,
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| Posted by Insults -r- us on 14-Aug-2005 | Little IndianA young indian wants to learn how indians get their names so he
goes to chief sitting bull and asks him,
"Where do we get our names ?" to which the chief replies, "When
child is born chief go out of teepee and first thing chief sees
child named. If chief sees swooping hawk child named swooping
hawk, if chief sees a running bear then child named running
bear, so tell me Two Dogs Fucking why do u ask?"
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| Posted by Tim Lucky on 14-Aug-2005 | The Detective's VisitorOnce,there was a detective who was just moving in to his new
office. He heard a knock on the door. He wanted to make a good
impression since he was new, so he pretended to be on the phone.
The man waited patiently. The detective hung up. "As you can
se,I'm very busy,"said the detective. "What can I do for you?"
"Not much," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone,"
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| Posted by K T. C on 14-Aug-2005 | SpeedOne day a guy was walking down a street when all of the sudden
he got mugged. The gang that mugged him took everything even
his clothes. So he just sat down in the middle of the sidewalk
in all of his despair. Then the hottest chick he has ever seen
drives up in a ferrari and asks him if he would like a ride? Of
course he says yes so he walks over to the car and opens the
door once she sees that he absoloutely no clothes on she slams
the door shut and statrs to drive off. Once at ten mph she
notices something looks to her side and see's that guy there
running right next to her so she speeds up to 20 he is still
there so up to 30 still there. This goes on till she gets to 60
mph. When she stops the car she asks "dang how can you run that
fast?" to which he replies "you could run that fast too if yuo
had your dick stuck in the door!"
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