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| Posted by estelle on 13-Aug-2005 | OJ (again)A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Angeles, and as he reaches downtown, he finds himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam that is blocking up five different freeways and sending lines of cars back for miles in all directions.
After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car down the freeway, stopping and talking to people through their car windows.
When the guy reaches him he rolls down his window and says, ''Hey! What's causing all this delay?''
The guy on the freeway says, ''Well, you're not going to believe this, but OJ Simpson has sat down in the middle of the freeway intersection up there, and he's totally distraught, and he says there's no way he can ever pay the $35 million he owes the Goldman's and the Browns, and so he's threatened to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if people don't give enough money... sufficient to cover the cost of the judgment. So I've taken up a collection to try to end the traffic jam.''
''How much have you gotten so far.''
''About ten gallons.''
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| Posted by Krissy Boo on 13-Aug-2005 | WaterWater see Water
Water how Water
Water many Water
Water times Water
Water I Water
Water made Water
Water my Water
Water dumb Water
Water ass Water
Water say Water
Water Water Water
Now read all the words straight down the middle
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| Posted by Tammy Roy on 13-Aug-2005 | Gasesyou suck greatly!
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| Posted by Kara on 13-Aug-2005 | Blackjack and tippingA blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, 'When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?'
The dealer said, 'When you eat out do you tip the waiter?'
'Yes.'
'Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me.'
'Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.'
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