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| Posted by Ryan Warden on 11-Aug-2005 | O.J., Elway, and Modell?Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?
A: They all killed the Browns!
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| Posted by mandy on 11-Aug-2005 | Golf JokeSuggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:
Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
Form a loose grip.
Keep your head down.
Avoid a quick backswing.
Stay out of the water.
Try not to hit anyone.
If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
Don't stand directly in front of others.
Quiet please!... while others are preparing to go.
Don't take extra strokes.
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| Posted by michelle someone on 11-Aug-2005 | Vikings in a Dome.Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?
Because even God can't stand to watch!
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| Posted by Hector R. Cruz on 11-Aug-2005 | The Pope and the RamsWhat do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?
They both feature 3 million people saying 'Jesus Christ!'
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| Posted by todd pernerowski on 11-Aug-2005 | HockeyQ: How do you know a leper is playing ice hockey?
A: There's a 'face-off' in the corner.
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| Posted by Michelle L. Schwartz on 11-Aug-2005 | How did you break YOUR leg??A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she decided to find a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself.
Suddenly she found herself beginning to slide backwards. Out into the open and down the slope with her pants around her knees. She crashed and broke her leg.
The paramedics rushed her to the local hospital. Her doctor walked into her room laughing his head off. He said,"You're not going to believe this, but the guy in the next room claims he fell off the ski lift and broke his leg because he saw a naked lady skiing backwards down the mountain!
So, how did you break YOUR leg??"
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