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| Posted by Tammy Roy on 10-Aug-2005 | On the beachIt was August and little Hannah was on holiday with her parents. One day, her
dad says to her, ???Did you know that they don??™t allow elephants on this beach????
???Why, dad????
???Because they can't keep their trunks up.???
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| Posted by Steph S on 10-Aug-2005 | The lionLittle Leah asks her dad, ???Do you know what happened when the lion ate the
comedian????
???No, I don??™t, darling.???
???He felt funny.???
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| Posted by Kristina on 10-Aug-2005 | WalkingOne day, little Sam is out walking with his dad.
Sam says, ???Do you know what runs but never walks, dad????
???I don??™t know, Sam.???
???Water.???
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| Posted by Rey Jose on 10-Aug-2005 | The raceOne day at school, little Morris and little Henry had a race and Henry won.
Morris then says to Henry, ???you won, but I know what you lost.???
???What did I lose, then????
???Your breath.???
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| Posted by kAoS on 10-Aug-2005 | Night time questionJust before she went to bed, little Ruth??™s mum asks her a question, ???Do you
know how to make milk shake, darling????
???No I don??™t, mum.???
???You give it a good fright.???
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| Posted by Eric J. Herboso on 10-Aug-2005 | BreakfastOne morning, little Avrahom is eating his cheese and tomato sandwich when his
mother says to him, ???Do you know what cheese is made backwards????
???No, mum.???
???Edam.???
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