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| Posted by Max Lee on 07-Aug-2005 | On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong...On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work
throughout its useful life.
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| Posted by lauren h. houston on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Rhodes tailor shop:...In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush
we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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| Posted by Jason C. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign in a science teacher'sSign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."
Sign in butchers window: "Pleased to meat you."
Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?"
Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here."
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager."
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| Posted by #1 BABE on 09-Aug-2005 | On a store front inOn a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!"
A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!"
Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."
Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
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| Posted by Andrew B. Mclean on 07-Aug-2005 | Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of...Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
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| Posted by JBanana on 07-Aug-2005 | In front of a New Hampshire car wash:...In front of a New Hampshire car wash:
"If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
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