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| Posted by dodo zhang on 07-Aug-2005 | "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth...."On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we
can open all our own jars."
- Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women)
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| Posted by Vortex on 07-Aug-2005 | Put it back in the horse!...Put it back in the horse!
- H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s,
after he drank his first American beer at a bar.
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():funny quotes (263): I love California. I practically grew up in... |
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| Posted by Hash Brown on 07-Aug-2005 | I love California. I practically grew up in...I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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():funny quotes (263): Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed... |
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():funny quotes (263): "Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest... |
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| Posted by imadumbass9889 on 07-Aug-2005 | "Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest..."Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest people on earth, but only
when they're in space."
- Alan Smithee
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():funny quotes (263): Never take a job where winter winds can blow... |
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| Posted by Kaveh C. Mohebbi on 07-Aug-2005 | Never take a job where winter winds can blow...Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
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