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| Posted by Blazin Shorty on 07-Aug-2005 | "One cat just leads to another."..."One cat just leads to another."
- Ernest Hemingway
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():funny quotes (263): Perhaps the greatest service Jane Austen has... |
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():funny quotes (263): "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing... |
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| Posted by crap in the john on 07-Aug-2005 | "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing..."I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We
are the president."
- Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
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():funny quotes (263): "If I were going to convert to any religion,... |
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| Posted by gamer GOD on 07-Aug-2005 | "If I were going to convert to any religion,..."If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably
choose Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin
Mary."
- Margaret Atwood
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| Posted by Lauren M on 07-Aug-2005 | "Dancing's never been one of my strong points...."Dancing's never been one of my strong points. I guess you could
say I have two left feet."
- Herman Munster
"That's what happens when they put something together in the dark."
- Grandpa Munster:
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| Posted by ELGUARDO on 14-Aug-2005 | Extreme Bumper Stickers Seen on CarsI don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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