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():nerd jokes (650): Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon...


Posted by Nick Jerimiah on 07-Aug-2005

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon...

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
- Mike Adams

   

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():nerd jokes (650): A really stupid frog joke


Posted by Smith on 13-Aug-2005

A really stupid frog joke

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and said that he found a frog. The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?"

The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher then asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."

Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."


   

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():nerd jokes (650): What do you get?


Posted by I don't have a penis on 12-Aug-2005

What do you get?

what do u get with a monkey and a dog?
a Donkey! u idiot
   

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():nerd jokes (650): New bartender


Posted by Dippy on 13-Aug-2005

New bartender

A guy walks into a bar, and there's a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is staring at the horse, when the horse says, "Hey buddy? What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?"

The guy says, "No, it's not that... it's just that I never thought the parrot would sell the place."


   

9 people have rated this joke:
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():nerd jokes (650): What do you want to be when you grow up?


Posted by Nicole T on 13-Aug-2005
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Three children were being tutored, Billy Blue, William Orange and Fanny Green. One day, the tutor stopped and asked the children what they wanted to be when they grew up. Billy Blue said, "I want to be a milkman." William Orange said, "I want to be a postman". Fanny Green said "I want to be a stripper." The tutor was obviously shocked but thought, fair enough,.

Years later, Billy Blue and William Orange met up. Billy was a milkman and William was a postman. They decided to go to a stripper club. After a few minutes Billy said, "O my God, is that Fanny Green?" William replied, "Nah, it's just the lighting"


   

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():nerd jokes (650): Airplane Crash


Posted by Barbra G. Tompson on 13-Aug-2005
Airplane Crash
There is report of a 2 seater private plane which crashed into a large cemetary.

The Fire Dept has reported recovering over 300 bodies and are still digging.....


   

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