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First Snake Bite
| Black people
| Life Reflections by George Carlin
| Fish
| things to do in a hotel
| Poison
| bloned
| Elevator Ride
| Flatty
| Kickme sign
| Poor school kid!
| animal crackers
| Spider Room
| Now, Be Nice
| Speed
| Happy Butt
| Blind Pilots
| 10 words that dont exist but should
| 15 Ways to Be Annoying
| Useless But Interesting Facts
| Counting f's
| The Eighteen Bottles
| CoNfUsInG
| Funny Signs
| Shopping
| Amazing Anagrams
| I'll Be Known As...
| Facts
| Sign Language
| Cowboy?
| Forget-Me-Not
| A Parrot Never Forgets
| My Radio
| Testing your Vocabulary
| Piss Bet
| Little Johnny's Train Set
| Exciting Indian Ride
| What causes arthritis?
| Things To Do In An Elevator
| Sharing a Room
| Dad's Practical Jokes
| The Plummer's Truck
| Playboy Newstand Spectacles
| Top Four Wacky Warning Lables
| People from Back East think that Los Angeles...
| The three biggest lies in the world:...
| A consultant is an ordinary person a long...
| A women recently called the police to report...
| A father welcomed his daughter's boyfriend...
| Three men go duck hunting one day. Two of...
| Did you hear about the two men from the monastery...
| Lord,...
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| Well he had the software, but he didn't have...
| Hi:...
| The plural of 'moose' is 'mice', because if...
| Do your feet smell and your nose run?...
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long...
| I feel good. I lost 20 pounds on the that...
| A man was seen walking through downtown with...
| CANCER: June 21 - July 22...
| Alcatraz Triathalon...
| But contacting the dead is at best difficult,...
| May the fleas of a thousand camels infest...
| Mom's Basement
| fly
| little johnny
| Hershey Bars
| The turkey
| What mommy calls daddy
| Don't Eat the Peanut Butter Sandwich
| Fuck It Bitch
| your mom is so poor
| Shower like a Man
| Full of shit
| 80's kids
| Old timers
| Jack Schitt
| Deep thought
| Out Hunting
| Constipation blues
| Financial Adviser
| Administratium
| Thanksgiving Poem
| Free Haircuts
| Grinch Test
| Athlete Speak
| Old Golfer
| Nudist Camp
| God becomes Catholoc
| Microsoft bids for C
| Doc Smith Mathematic
| When Mathematicians
| An Annotated Thermom
| I am a chemist and I
| A Hooker and a Bunge
| Avon Calling
| Battery and a Woman
| Signs on bathroom wa
| Cricket
| A Child's Prayer
| The Mexican Firefigh
| Things Your Mom Woul
| The Dean and the Phy
| On the Hunt
| Backfire!
| You Know You're
| Selling the House
| Baptism Is Not for E
| Stolen credit card
| A man and a woman we
| Celtic Mortality
| Libraries Are Sexy
| You Know You're
| Door-to-Door Sales C
| Madonna, Britney and
| College Rules
| Bug's End
| Joke Written By and
| First Grade Proverbs
| Diplomacy Definition
| 2 Canadian Guys
| 69 Things to do in W
| Oh great Buddah help
| Atlanta Man in New Y
| Fishing for a Week
| Golf Ball Hunt
| Hack Golfer
| Jock vs. Nerd
| Passing Football
| Tee Shot
| Yankee Fans' Com
| Planet of the Apes:
| How Many Union Guys
| Senate Slander
| Living in the 00'
| God Plays Golf
| Hokker and Crabs
| Dragging Their Feet
| Get Away From my Dee
| Alligator Shoes
| Walkin' in a Dog
| Water On The Inside
| Cow Pat Lip Gloss
| Pig-ipede
| The Ant
| Yo Mama's So Fat
| Lion, Tiger, Lawyer,
| What Sex is Polly?
| Bar... Duckman
| Jesus Is Gonna Get Y
| I Didn't Know Th
| Rodeo
| Instant Cow Attracti
| Closed Bull's Ey
| Pic & Sav
| Turtles and Picnics
| Donkey Compliment
| You're So Ugly
| Skipped Church Latel
| Skunked Again
| Shooting an Elephant
| Blonde Horse Sense
| Raven and Dog
| Bigfoot and Blonde
| Bee Milky
| Moron
| Psychiatric Hotline
| Top 10 Party Games f
| An Amazing Connectio
| Playing Doctor
| The Heart Of The Mat
| Blonde in Pain
| Medical Miracles
| Brain Transplant
| The Hospital Visit
| Forgetful Minds
| Blonde Nurse
| What do a lawyer and
| Having To Face the F
| Post Turtle Presiden
| What did George W. B
| Helisoft
| A setback in Iraqi-A
| Racists and Lightbul
| Bill Of No Rights
| Clinton and a lightb
| Bush Has Feelings To
| Hillary Clinton'
| Dubya, Obviously Not
| Bush, Cheney, and th
| List of Short Books
| Baby Gates and Micro
| White House Visitors
| Psalm of Bush
| fast dog
| Why did the blonde c
| Jesus's stay at
| Cows Go
| Things not to say on
| Clocks In Heaven
| a drunk in church
| The ANIMAL joke*
| The Guy Rules
| The Beanie Babe
| Optimism
| Toss it overboard
| MIS
| Politicians
| Russian Leaders
| Quality Managers
| Chinese
| Mafia Hitmen
| Schizophrenics
| Signal Processing En
| Cashiers 2
| Editors
| Honda
| Screaming Patient
| Mine Detector
| Kill a cow
| AMPUTATION
| good shot dad
| Logically Speaking
| smartest thing
| WATCH THE DUCKS!
| samalian priest
| police hire
| Johnny's Weekend
| Those Little Rodents
| Hickory Dickory What
| Why do men snore?
| Advice from the East
| Another Kitty Pill
| A Cats Life
| Bathroom Voyeur
| Airline Weight Restr
| Vote Democratic
| Nixon's Disease
| Big Steps
| My Dad Owns Hell!
| Note on the Toilet D
| The Fire Dog
| Killer Facelift
| Bill Gates in Heaven
| Animal Sounds
| Do you know who I am
| Get a hole lot more
| 100 White People
| The Police Stop
| Skeleton Passenger
| 200 Midgets
| Who's in charge
| "Dog Habits&quo
| Mom's Advice
| orange penis
| Celibacy test
| Wats For Dinner?
| Glasses???
| Clever Teacher
| what is it?
| Skydiving Training
| DIY Tampons
| The Pope and Queen&#
| Things not to say on
| My Wife is Drowning!
| God won't Budge
| Top Reasons to Becom
| Where's My Goat?
| What the Graduates a
| Two Bullocks
| God Goes Golfing
| Cannibal Food
| Lost Hunters
| Milking Cows
| Managerium
| Making Condoms!
| What do you Notice?
| New Car
| Monkey Organization
| On a Diet
| How Much for the Bas
| Smart Professor
| Sniffer Dog
| A New Brain
| Guess Who?
| Office Insignias
| Losing the Car's
| The Cow Herd
| Hooker's Heart O
| Embarrassing Moment
| NOTICE OF REVOCATION
| Helping Your Co-Work
| Mother Mouse Knows B
| Do You Like Lions?
| New Sneakers
| Calcium Research
| Throwing at Bill
| Giving Your Seat to
| Father of Christ
| Bad News?
| Ear Piercing
| CPR
| S & M Magazine
| Pickpockets
| Lion Hunter
| Farmer and the Prett
| I'll Have Your J
| AfterLife
| Acting Grown Up
| Murder Mystery
| The Dog's Tail H
| Ain't She Cute?
| Wise Chappie
| Enchanted Rattlesnak
| A Fine Filly
| Whisky and Worms
| SCUBA Accident
| Little Johnny's Bike
| Make My Horse Laugh
| Valentine's for
| Contraceptive Accide
| Vasectomy Decision
| Getting Excited at t
| Quick Proposition
| Walking on Water
| Biting Nails
| Johnny's Low Gra
| Old People and AIDS
| Three Baptists
| Healthier Life
| The Mink Coat
| Indian Intuition
| Who Gets the Parachu
| Loving the Teacher
| Clinton Coincidence?
| Generous Donation
| All About Appearance
| Bird Damage
| Irish Egg Supplier
| Swollen Balls
| Freedom of Speech
| Stuck on the John
| Memo from God
| The Hotel Bill
| Dog's Name
| Lifetime Collection
| You're Sacked
| Battery Acid
| Does Your Dog Own Yo
| Spilt Coffee
| Where's the Farm
| Egg Honeymoon
| Wanna be a Minister
| Being Poisoned!
| Baby on the Way
| Needle Anxiety
| First Erection in Ye
| Alphabet for Oldies
| Night Watchmen
| The Ant and the Elep
| Tree Surgeon
| Number One Sport
| Mental Institute Pat
| Use Your Elbows!
| New Mink Coat
| Got Change for a Dol
| Calf Value
| Fending Off Shark At
| Stolen Towels
| Doctors on Strike
| Dyslexic Skiers
| Losing Control
| George Bush Anthem
| The Stupid Sign
| 100 Gigaburgers
| Lollipop Line
| First Date
| Proctologists Beer
| Blind Man!
| Star Signs
| New Postion
| Iraqi Bumper Sticker
| Well Hung
| A Bum's Life
| Strings Attached
| Oldies Need Ironing
| New Son-in-law
| Where Are U From?
| Gone Fishing
| Nymphomaniac Wife
| Are You Hurt?
| Are You A Loser?
| Must dos at the Mall
| Let Him Have It
| Mom's A Whore
| Rectal Thermometer
| What Do You Think
| Optimist v Pessimist
| Watch the Bear Traps
| Essay Writing Guide
| Good Morning Student
| Gorilla Removal
| Funny Limo Driver
| Telemarketer Revenge
| Warnings About Bread
| Cheap HMO
| Winking Man
| CEO Cheat Sheet
| Paying Cash
| Trip To The Uterus
| Getting The Ticket
| Office Talk
| Signs from Kitchens
| Birth Control
| Blind Skydiving
| Nurse in bank
| Skeleton in Bar
| Compliments
| Rules to live by
| Get the phone!
| Chicken road thing!
| Newspapers
| Insults
| Rejected
| Persistant stoner
| He said she said
| Corked
| Bear advisory
| Office arithmatic!
| Healthy forest
| 2010
| Sexual tension quiz
| Definitions
| Read it on the net
| Required reading
| Turkey
| Have you ever seen..
| Something to Ponder
| Speaking part
| Truths adults learn
| I'd rather sit
| Don't flush!
| Russian rain
| Animal Super Bowl
| Cured
| F##king magic
| Blind golf
| Chicken thing
| Twins
| Copy machine
| Koala
| Day at the races
| Test results
| Fifteen?
| Which period?
| Camouflage
| Ugabooga
| Can't spell
| Asylum test
| New school inspector
| Deep thoughts
| Blind as a bat
| How old?
| Two horses
| Khaki trousers
| Congratulations
| Monster Valentine
| Translations
| Wanted for Rustling
| Insults 6
| Questions to ponder
| Canoe
| Funny signs
| Outrun the bear
| Florida slogans
| Catch my eye
| Tip
| Beer test
| 3 Wishes
| Alcohol age limit
| Best side
| Military wisdom
| Psychiatiric HotLine
| Harp vs parents
| Old company
| LA Pollution
| Gunfighter
| Gap in Blues defence
| Do you know who I am
| Stay for a few days
| Accountants pen
| Shit
| Smelling your meal
| Dirty mops
| L.O.F.T
| Bunny farts
| Pulling back
| Little boy's room
| Weird world
| Pride
| Mike Tyson retires
| Bin Laden is alive
| Change my grip
| Farmers wife
| The teeth
| Never fool a Mom
| Bad dog
| Dear with no eyes
| King Fahd died
| Peter... Peter...
| The inventor of
| The incredibly dumbFire
| El Nino storms
| The Los Angeles
| These are supposedly
| The 2000 Darwin
| The 2000 Darwin
| Michael Jackson's business
| AT&T announced last
| The 2000 Darwin
| It is once
| Mariah Carey was
| MEGA MORON AWARDS
| Really Stupid People
| MADE FOR TVGuns
| IDIOTS & COMPUTERSMy
| According to the
| A severly disturbed
| THE BOYS OF
| Fortean Times reports
| Bottle opener
| Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes
| A man walks into a hamburger shop
| General Nuisance
| Bah Ram Ewe
| One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
| Anagrams
| Unemployed Biologist
| Intrigued
| The Christmas airport
| Snoop Doggs Teeth...
| How many surrealists does it take...
| Too Much Coffee
| An American and Japanese
| Viruses you might catch
| Dizzy Definitions
| Ducks in Heaven
| New Sex Study
| Crazy Laws in California
| The New Car
| Which is heavier?
| 10 more years
| Bloodshot
| UGLY
| Twelve Minutes
| Funny Phrases
| Giving Sad News to a Troop
| 4 Potatoes
| A Good Year
| Banana Vibrator
| A stick
| Gay Dinosaur
| D.N.A.
| Hormone - Enzyme
| Floppy
| The Ultimate Rejection
| See you next month
| IRS ... Leach?
| A nervous wreck
| Midget in Nudist Colony
| Broken Washing Machine
| Anorexic
| Electric Trains
| Midget Faggot
| Pizza Delivery Man
| A Likely Story
| Women??™s Lament
| 3 Chinese Dragons
| Sick Doctor
| Sure Fire Ways To Know You're A Woman
| Definition of a Good Marriage
| 3 Guys in Heaven
| Communication Problem
| 1234
| Dressed to Kill
| 50 Years
| Chinese Detective
| Anniversary Gift
| Always Come Prepared
| English, Irishman, Scotsman joke
| The "Finger"
| Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
| From the WordPerfect Help Desk
| An Egyptian man is walking...
| Baked beans and their delightful tune
| The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven
| Forty Toothed Monster Holder-Backers
| Dial-a-Rooster?
| Face Sabbatical
| The Pirate
| You So Ugly
| English teacher is busy
| Slightly Used Car
| Choking
| Fun With Cops
| The Darwin Inventions
| Grandma\'s peanuts
| The Race
| Forget the meaning of life...
| Two kids meet
| Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
| On the porch
| 12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
| The morning after...
| Smoking doesn\'t kill people...
| "Real" statements car owners make.
| Aging
| Heavy metal guitarist
| Diet for Stress
| Some fun rules
| Quotes
| Random Thoughts
| Viagra
| Before Viagra
| Be nice to your kids
| Stevie Wonder's Wife
| The Facelift
| Mime in the forest
| Having a baby at 80
| Knights of Columbus and Shriners
| MasterCard for Men
| Defamation of character
| Auto Light
| Food Order
| Let Me See
| Condoms for My Camels
| Needs Ironing
| Pregnant Maid
| Punishment For Bigamy
| Mother In Law Misses Train
| Classified Funny Ads
| How Specs Live Forever
| Classified Ad Bloopers
| Very Short Books
| Tattoo Parlour
| Truisms!
| Ghost shit
| The cashier
| Spell Ice Cream
| Proud To Be A Senior Citizen...
| Good/Bad Girls
| Kiss Me The Way You Used To
| Mixed Emotions
| Finding A Penis
| Young Man !
| The Life Of The Party
| Bad Breath
| The chicken/road across history.
| The farmer's wife.
| The Old-Age Test!
| Ponder these!
| It\'s a Bummer to be an egg!
| New bumper stickers.
| Read the label first!
| The inmates last wish!
| Blind Man
| I can hear clearly now...
| More Wonderments!
| Talking Frog
| Fitness Philoshophy - JG style!
| Universal excuse form.
| Letter To Ann Landers
| Quick Ones!
| Excitement in Undertaking!
| Toddler Miracle Diet!
| Money from Minsk
| Name That Restaurant!
| Nice Car!
| Business Mergers
| A Wish Comes True
| For Dad\'s with Daughters! (Long)
| Pulled over.
| The Mom Dictionary!
| Keep the Motor Running
| The World's Shortest Books
| The Talking Monkey
| Cards You Won't Find At Hallmark
| Laws of ...
| Harrassment
| The Blind Sky Diver
| Holy Camel
| Guess the instructions.
| Top 5 men in a woman's life...
| Tons of Funny One-liners!
| Rectum Stretcher
| Bee Pee
| Freaky Test
| Falling over a cliff.
| Why is poo tapered
| HOW TO TELL SOMEONE YOUR GOING TO POOP YOUR PANTS
| \"Boobie\", the dog.
| Splitting Sides
| Masturbaiting
| Questions that have Confused humankind!!
| How does a?
| FLOODlight failure
| Snake bite
| Sticky
| Hunger pain
| Band Nerds
| The Signs.............
| 7 Eleven
| Yo mamma
| Stress Ball
| Bear hunting
| Make sure he\\\'s dead
| The $95,093.35 Check
| Questions that have Confused humankind!!
| Computers
| Life...
| WalMarts and K-Marts in Bahgdad
| A small boy uneducated
| Irritations in life
| In the days of old
| TAXI TAXI
| The south shall rise
| New Technology
| The Weird Neighbors
| Band of thieves
| Train play
| You so gay that when you go to a gay fair...
| Roses are red
| jokes galore has the wackest jokes in the...
| Where am i
| The hurricane
| Flute players
| Difference between fear and panic
| Gay Jokes
| Funniest Joke ever
| Animals
| Female archeologist
| Duck
| Coaky
| You so po...
| Little timmy
| From a real horoscope
| Genre Collection OLD NEVER DIE, THEY JUST
| Why do farts smell?...
| Krazy kelly and kerry
| Dracula
| What do u get
| A GOOD JOKE...
| Ridge racer
| Bad News
| God Creating People
| Fight in the Chippy
| haha
| Delli Joke
| Your so fat
| The Truck Driver
| Pothead
| Yo family is...
| Understanding Hellen Keller
| Seating Arrangement
| Little Indian
| Poison Crispies
| YOU SO UGLY.....
| Full
| Little Worm
| Jp Dino jokes
| Titanic
| What yu would say to your dog but not your girlfriend!
| Quizzical?
| Sperm count
| The chinese child
| Be careful what you wish for...
| The Cannibles and The Clown
| Why did the skeleton cross the road
| Answer me this!!!!!
| Why is louise stupid?
| Alphabet
| Anticque
| The legless cow
| Retard Goes To School
| Telephone boy
| Know I See
| Race
| Do you know the muffin man?
| I Wish
| Hitler and the fag
| Books
| Trees
| A poem by paul McCartney
| Clever Neighbour
| Ugly
| A lady
| Alphabet
| Little Black Boy
| Big black box
| Retail
| The Three Men
| Sally and jimmy at sunday school
| Indaian pw wow
| Bob marley
| MOTOR WAY
| My hoover doesnt work
| What is.......
| Micheal Jackson
| Ragedy Ann
| Sea joke
| Grand Theft Auto
| Talking Muffins
| The audi quattro
| A LADY WALKINGDOWN THE ROAD. SHE HAS ON HEAVY...
| Where are the painkillers?
| Stupid
| Wedding bliss
| Lightbulb
| Your so fat
| Determined gorrilla
| Bingo
| Two day trip
| Black people
| Gay condom
| 6 in
| Skeltons
| Paper shop
| BUTTER TEETH
| a cop comes up to a drunk driver and says...
| Confucius say
| Disney divorce
| Sitting on the porch
| Batman
| Magic mountain
| Best ones
| For my country
| Gay fag
| Your like a
| Funny
| Black people
| Disabled
| Where are the lines?
| The Gay Whale
| Brittany Spears
| Tons of fun
| An englishman an irishman & a scotishman
| Light Bulb
| Dumb people at computers
| Half off
| Recycle a condom
| Michael Jackson & Kmart
| Trashcan and ugly girl
| Jelly baby
| Baby Seal
| New Barbie Dolls from MATTEL
| Animated Meat
| Barbie's Letter to Santa
| Fly the bumpy skies
| I wanna new Drug.....
| Other NY Times Retractions
| Old Folks at the Movies
| Inflation
| SCA Humor
| Write in C (Let it Be)
| Captain Bravo
| When you can't have sex anymore...
| Old guys at the whorehouse
| Birth Control Pills
| Reading the old guy's age
| The old couple (and the favor)
| One last time for the old guy
| Swimming with the Crocodiles
| Betting Bessie
| Sex after 60?
| A retired gentleman went to apply for Social...
| Pumpernicke and sex
| Stages of life
| Old couple and sexual medicine
| Last Requests
| New Product Names
| What to do in an emergency
| Senior Moment
| Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
| Scam!!!
| Common Sense
| Breaking Up Is Hard To Do..
| Elderly Economy
| Where did he go?
| Trick - Six
| Marketing
| Elderly Woman Drivers
| Reasons why Motorcycles are Better than Women
| The Worst Thing
| Old Husband
| What to Leave First
| Healing the Sick
| You Know You're Over the Hill When
| Making New Friends
| Farmer's Daughters
| Practice Earthquake Safety
| Bran Muffins
| Dead Rabbit
| Are you the Manager?
| Tough Times
| Overdrive
| Way to Go Old Man
| Windshield Bug
| Supersex!
| Statues in the Park
| This Flight
| English-German Dictionary of Motoring Terms
| Neutron
| Children of the 80's
| Things to Ponder
| More than a Haircut
| Tonight's television listings
| The Universe According To Dilbert
| Top Tips
| Famous Words
| 80 Year Old Stud
| Ghandi
| Shortest Books Ever
| Pilots & Engineers
| The Top 15 Words That Sound Dirty but Aren't
| How To Identify Where a Driver is From
| Quick Thinking
| Thor's Night Out
| Wrong Number?
| Blind Date
| Bill Collection Humor
| Viagra in the Retirement Home
| Charlie Brown Specials We'd Like to See
| Dating Hell....A True Story and a Good Laugh...
| Bathroom Wisdom
| Paint Supply
| The New Stewardess
| Thoughts
| The Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
| The Folly of Attempting to Satisfy the Critics
| Nudist Colony
| No Money for Food
| Hearing Problems
| Puns
| Telemarketing
| Aerial Photo Shoot
| Dancing Duck
| Bomb Scare
| Punny Work
| Bread is Dangerous
| Dough Boy Dies
| King Arthur
| Nursing Home
| Aliens
| Dances with Cucumbers
| Buying Paint from an Airline
| Would you Like to Join?
| Getting the Shakes
| Shave Closely
| Can I Smell Your Pussy?
| Passing a Small Island
| The Top 12 Things Overheard at a Naked Biker Rally
| The Top 16 Things Observed at Harley-Davidson's 100th Anniversary Bash
| Passing a Small Island
| The Top 17 Ways We Can Stick It to the Oil Companies
| The Top 14 Chapters in "NASCAR for Dummies"
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