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| Life Reflections by George Carlin
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| Michael Jackson joke
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| Mary had a little la
| Secrets for Making a
| People are like Pota
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| A Prayer
| You Might be Stupid.
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| No Pubic Hair.......
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| Jesus Is Watching
| Joking with the Pope
| Hormone Therapy
| Hospital Horror Stor
| From a Democrat
| Is this Yours?
| What Do You Do?
| The Funniest Joke Al
| Generic Name for Via
| The President's
| What's he Gonna
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| In a Happy Mood!
| Quick Promotion
| Never Live with a Wo
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| At the Ladie's T
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| The Marriage of Two
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| Death of an Asshole
| Worst Dream of your
| Everything's a C
| How'd You Want T
| Virgin Birth
| Palm Beach Pokey
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| Swindled!
| Learn from the Lion
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| Deposit
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| The Nympho
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| Father's Ashes
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| Golden screw
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| Wife Started Playing
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| Wonderful Sermon
| Jesus on Drugs!
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| Take These Pills..
| The DMV
| I'm a Fridge!
| By My Side
| Hot Stock
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| An Orgasmic Problem
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| Don't Wanna Go T
| Get in line
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| The Ugly Baby
| What's My Age?
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| Three in a Tent
| Biggest Jerks Always
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| An Act of Charity
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| The Minsk Cow
| Condom Usage
| Family History
| Sex is Like Golf?
| A Good Man?
| Books for College
| Someone Under the Be
| Getting Into Heaven
| Spending a Penny
| X-ray Exam
| Gorilla Lovin'
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| Dog named SEX
| Revelations In Life
| Tardy Pupil
| What Fits In
| Man On The Porch
| What's The Time?
| Wrong Ear
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| Jenna Bush Stopped
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| Movies Teach Us
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| Tricky Questions
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| Dentist's Chair
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| 15 Dog Commandments
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| Are You Dead
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| He said she said
| Corked
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| 2010
| Sexual tension quiz
| Definitions
| Read it on the net
| Required reading
| Turkey
| Have you ever seen..
| Something to Ponder
| Speaking part
| Truths adults learn
| I'd rather sit
| Don't flush!
| Russian rain
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| Fifteen?
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| Blind as a bat
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| Wanted for Rustling
| Insults 6
| Questions to ponder
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| Catch my eye
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| Beer test
| 3 Wishes
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| Old company
| LA Pollution
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| Gap in Blues defence
| Do you know who I am
| Stay for a few days
| Accountants pen
| Shit
| Smelling your meal
| Dirty mops
| L.O.F.T
| Bunny farts
| Pulling back
| Little boy's room
| Weird world
| Pride
| Mike Tyson retires
| Bin Laden is alive
| Change my grip
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| The teeth
| Never fool a Mom
| Bad dog
| Dear with no eyes
| King Fahd died
| Peter... Peter...
| The inventor of
| The incredibly dumbFire
| El Nino storms
| The Los Angeles
| These are supposedly
| The 2000 Darwin
| The 2000 Darwin
| Michael Jackson's business
| AT&T announced last
| The 2000 Darwin
| It is once
| Mariah Carey was
| MEGA MORON AWARDS
| Really Stupid People
| MADE FOR TVGuns
| IDIOTS & COMPUTERSMy
| According to the
| A severly disturbed
| THE BOYS OF
| Fortean Times reports
| Bottle opener
| Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes
| A man walks into a hamburger shop
| General Nuisance
| Bah Ram Ewe
| One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
| Anagrams
| Unemployed Biologist
| Intrigued
| The Christmas airport
| Snoop Doggs Teeth...
| How many surrealists does it take...
| Too Much Coffee
| An American and Japanese
| Viruses you might catch
| Dizzy Definitions
| Ducks in Heaven
| New Sex Study
| Crazy Laws in California
| The New Car
| Which is heavier?
| 10 more years
| Bloodshot
| UGLY
| Twelve Minutes
| Funny Phrases
| Giving Sad News to a Troop
| 4 Potatoes
| A Good Year
| Banana Vibrator
| A stick
| Gay Dinosaur
| D.N.A.
| Dancing Tissue
| An archeologist?
| A licker cabinet
| The grip!!!!!
| Why Name It?
| The retail store
| Woman Like a Condom?
| Eat That?
| Iceberg
| Gorilla Nostrils
| Gay Frogs
| Skeleton Crossed the Road
| Rules Men Wish Women Knew
| Breasts Like A Teenager
| Bus Trance
| Her Splintered Crotch
| Poker Man
| Doctor's Orders
| Choices
| 18 Kids in the Family
| Country Newlyweds
| Bad Dog
| Did I Say
| Adjusting to Marriage
| Cuckoo clock
| Another Late Night . . .
| The Three Foods
| List of Short Books
| Reaching the end of a job...
| Engineer vs. Manager
| ''I'm Stupid'' Signs
| A Misuse of NASA Technology
| Montana Ghost Story
| A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY
| Raggedy Ann
| The Three Nuns
| What's Rough and Hairy?
| Egg
| Troubled Man
| Three Hunters
| Mounted Cop
| Where did I put it?
| The Cremation
| Confucius say...
| Change
| Up, or down?
| What\'s coming but never comes?
| Top 10 Reasons...John Glenn
| Cold Remedy
| Blowing Bubbles
| Opinions
| For Chocolate Lovers
| What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
| On the Beach
| If You Love Something....
| Living on Earth
| The World's Shortest Books
| Managed Friendship Plan
| Thoughts
| Literary couch potato
| Men
| It\'s hard to make a comeback when...
| Relief
| Old Timers Disease
| Smooth Flying
| George Carlin funnies!
| Boxers or Briefs?
| The Old Drunk
| Happy Anniversary
| Get Me Out!
| Too much Coffee
| How Deaf?
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| Saving Up
| Cremate Mother In Law
| Send Mother In Law
| Never Forget
| Rotten Cherry
| Some Whimsical Sayings
| You Know You're Getting Older When
| OXYMORONS
| Years of Bad Sex
| The F Word
| Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
| Say Again?
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| Docs Go To Heaven
| Diet Rules
| Spinster's Three Wishes
| Restaurant Specialty
| Royal Penis Comparison
| 6 inches
| No rest on this island
| Two Old Ladies
| What's in a name anyway.
| The nursing home.
| Old & New concerns.
| Vincent Van Gogh\'s relatives:
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| Try this on honey!
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| Way to have FUN while shopping!
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| Crushed Nuts?
| FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
| The Vegas Trip!
| Super-Duper One-Liners!
| How Come?
| Tough Stuff!
| Late Payment Letter
| New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
| The new father!
| Bumper Stickers
| Toughening Up
| Please Save Her!
| Using The Thermometer!
| The Rabid Neighbor!
| On the airline.
| Ever Wonder?
| The good, bad, and ugly!
| Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
| 2 Eggs
| Trapped On A Rock
| Better Late Than Never?........
| Granny and the Cop.
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| Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
| Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
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| Crunch!
| Cold Mold
| Helicopter Grenade
| Uncle Ted\'s Special Skill
| Watch your language
| Good questions to ask
| HOW DOES A
| What not to do in a bathroom
| Here comes the motorbike
| Banned Children Shows
| Eminem quote
| Dont Bend
| The Chinese name \"Clang\"
| 3 toilets
| Yo momma
| O.J. SIMPSON&ARKANSAS
| Quote: ISS crew cut to two astronauts
| Three couples in heaven
| Dumb
| Libraian
| Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
| Beathovens Death
| Eggbeat
| Ur F@#$
| Irritations in life
| The frog
| The Test
| My dick is so big
| Mommy?
| Figouee Tribe
| Artist Competition
| The mermaids
| You such a reject that when you go to the...
| Risque Clothing
| Mother and son
| Micheal jackson
| What people will do...
| Family condoms
| Green Glitter
| Four Corners
| A boy is sitting in class reading a book about...
| Useless Information Con`t....
| Hellen keller
| Weird Sayings
| Lemon Meringue Pie
| Adidas
| Question??
| Cannibals
| Sand box lovin
| Hair colors
| Eggs
| Two Clones
| The Boy who loved to eat green jell-o
| Sinkin boat
| Joke a paki
| Genie Fall
| Thanksgiving Dinner
| Fight in the biscuit tin
| Drowning
| Myra Hindley and a young boy were walking...
| WHY DID MICHEAL JACKSON GO TO KMART
| The worst journey in the world
| PRETTY SMART "OLDER" WOMEN!!!
| YOUR MOMMA SO FAT
| Drown
| The truth smells
| Paddy went to the doctors and he said doctor...
| Irish Firing Squad
| Aids Victim
| Ugly
| Grenade
| Fat girl fun
| What...
| Things you would say to your dg but not your girlfriend
| a.why do you park in a driveway and drive...
| The dolphin
| [happy birthday grandmother!]
| Stupidity
| Dwarf
| Christmas tree
| Who Wants To Win An Iraqi Oil Well Contest
| Shit
| A redheaded Blonde!!
| Roses
| Legless cow
| Your Momma so old she had Jesus in her yearbook
| Why are.......so tall
| OJ SIMPSON
| Hit man
| A little girl went up to her father and asked,...
| Visa
| Fruit rollup
| Micheal Jackson
| Chinese Fence
| Harold Shipmans last words
| Blinded around
| THE MOST FOOLISH THIEF
| Pools
| All around
| Little girl climbs
| Honest thoughts
| Wet Sidewalks...
| Tu ama
| The prince
| Fags who like girls.
| Fuzzy
| Boiled egg
| Another chicken joke
| 3 old ladies
| BOY IN A HAUNTED HOUSE
| Why did the chicken cross the road?
| Micellaneous
| Yo so dumb
| Bacon
| Scale
| Viagra
| HELLO
| Shorty
| Robin get in
| Three gay guys die on the same day, and it...
| What a blonde
| Pillsberry
| 1st to try an egg
| Stop touching my blog. Funny blog about my life.
| Opps,sorry daddy
| BLIND MAN AND HIS DOG
| Hamburger family
| Mike and harry
| Strong currants
| Taxie & my sister
| The three guys
| The guy with 1 side
| Yo mama so fat
| Peter
| Deer meat
| Wheelchair
| 9
| The Priest, Carpenter, and Army Man
| What was the dogs name
| Your like a
| Micheal jackson
| Racing on ice.
| Disabled
| Where are the lines?
| The Gay Whale
| Brittany Spears
| Tons of fun
| An englishman an irishman & a scotishman
| Light Bulb
| Dumb people at computers
| Half off
| Recycle a condom
| Michael Jackson & Kmart
| Trashcan and ugly girl
| Jelly baby
| Baby Seal
| New Barbie Dolls from MATTEL
| Animated Meat
| Barbie's Letter to Santa
| Fly the bumpy skies
| I wanna new Drug.....
| Other NY Times Retractions
| Old Folks at the Movies
| Inflation
| SCA Humor
| Write in C (Let it Be)
| Captain Bravo
| When you can't have sex anymore...
| Old guys at the whorehouse
| Birth Control Pills
| Reading the old guy's age
| The old couple (and the favor)
| One last time for the old guy
| Swimming with the Crocodiles
| Betting Bessie
| Sex after 60?
| A retired gentleman went to apply for Social...
| Pumpernicke and sex
| Stages of life
| Old couple and sexual medicine
| Last Requests
| New Product Names
| What to do in an emergency
| Senior Moment
| Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
| Scam!!!
| Common Sense
| Breaking Up Is Hard To Do..
| Elderly Economy
| Where did he go?
| Trick - Six
| Marketing
| Elderly Woman Drivers
| Reasons why Motorcycles are Better than Women
| The Worst Thing
| Old Husband
| What to Leave First
| Healing the Sick
| You Know You're Over the Hill When
| Making New Friends
| Farmer's Daughters
| Practice Earthquake Safety
| Bran Muffins
| Dead Rabbit
| Are you the Manager?
| Tough Times
| Overdrive
| Way to Go Old Man
| Windshield Bug
| Supersex!
| Statues in the Park
| This Flight
| English-German Dictionary of Motoring Terms
| Neutron
| Children of the 80's
| Things to Ponder
| More than a Haircut
| Tonight's television listings
| The Universe According To Dilbert
| Top Tips
| Famous Words
| 80 Year Old Stud
| Ghandi
| Shortest Books Ever
| Pilots & Engineers
| The Top 15 Words That Sound Dirty but Aren't
| How To Identify Where a Driver is From
| Quick Thinking
| Thor's Night Out
| Wrong Number?
| Blind Date
| Bill Collection Humor
| Viagra in the Retirement Home
| Charlie Brown Specials We'd Like to See
| Dating Hell....A True Story and a Good Laugh...
| Bathroom Wisdom
| Paint Supply
| The New Stewardess
| Thoughts
| The Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
| The Folly of Attempting to Satisfy the Critics
| Nudist Colony
| No Money for Food
| Hearing Problems
| Puns
| Telemarketing
| Aerial Photo Shoot
| Dancing Duck
| Bomb Scare
| Punny Work
| Bread is Dangerous
| Dough Boy Dies
| King Arthur
| Nursing Home
| Aliens
| Dances with Cucumbers
| Buying Paint from an Airline
| Would you Like to Join?
| Getting the Shakes
| Shave Closely
| Can I Smell Your Pussy?
| Passing a Small Island
| The Top 12 Things Overheard at a Naked Biker Rally
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| Passing a Small Island
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