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():other funny jokes (4827): Partys


Posted by Darmah G. Ontario on 13-Aug-2005

Partys

Why did the elephant take toilet paper to the party?

Because he was a party pooper!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Paddy&Mick


Posted by Vikie Brighton on 13-Aug-2005

Paddy&Mick

Paddy&Mick throwing stones at the ground Paddy missed!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Scale


Posted by Hardy Boy on 13-Aug-2005

Scale

your mamma so old,she farts dirt
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): The audi quattro


Posted by SmarteeS11 on 13-Aug-2005

The audi quattro

5 men go to ireland in an audi quattro when they arrive at the border the irish man said sorry you can not come in, when the driver asks why he is told that quattro means 4 there are 5 of you in this car you are over loaded, the driver is having none of this and wants to complain to the mans superior but he is told he will have to wait a while his boss is talkin to 2 men in a fiat ono
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Three Drunk Girls


Posted by Marissa on 13-Aug-2005
Three Drunk Girls
3 girls went out and partied and got drunk. The next morning they were taking about who did the craziest thing last night. The 1st girl said I was so drunk I ran into a stop sign. The second girl says that??™s nothing I rode up to the mc Donalds drive-in on a bike. The third girl goes that??™s nothing last night I blowed chunks. The other girls say that??™s nothing. And then the third girl says no chunks is my dog.

-Asher (big_red_fire_engine3@hotmail.com)
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Chinese names


Posted by Sweets on 13-Aug-2005
Chinese names
How do Chinese parents determine the name of thier children?

They throw a metal pan down the stairs.{dink, dank, kooong}
   

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