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| Posted by Winter L. Santiaga on 13-Aug-2005 | PastysThere once was a cornish pasty on one side of the road.On the other side of the road was another pasty.the cornish pasty says to the other pasty "hello jimmy!" The other pasty says"me names not jimmy stupid its beefy"
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| Posted by Dennis's on 13-Aug-2005 | Return too senderpaddy goes too the ticket office at the train station and says too the teller, can i have a day return please, she says where too,and paddy says for fok sake back here u daft cunt!!!
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| Posted by Brian Mac on 13-Aug-2005 | ConfusionHow do you confuse an idiot?
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| Posted by Lynox Norman on 13-Aug-2005 | The school buildingWhat has four legs and can jump as high as a school building.
A dead horse.
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| Posted by SweeTooth on 13-Aug-2005 | 3 MEN ONE WAS DAMN STUPIDTHERE R THREE MEN THAT DIE.GOD SAYS HE WILL GIVE ANOTHER LIFE IF THEY JUMP OF A MOUNATAIN AND SAY SOMETHING THEY WILL BECOME THAT THING.THE FIRST ONE SAYS AIRPLANE AND FLYS AWAY.THE SECOND ONE SAYS BIRD AND FLYS AWAY.THE THIRD ONE THINKS VERY HARD.HE RUNS.HE TRIPS AND SAYS OH CRAP AND TURN IN TO CRAP.
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():nerd jokes (650): What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade... |
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| Posted by Mickey Kirksey on 13-Aug-2005 | What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade...What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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