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| Posted by Peter A. Gelinas on 07-Aug-2005 | "People who hate cats, will come back as mice..."People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
- Faith Resnick
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():funny quotes (263): "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped... |
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| Posted by Tony Klassen on 07-Aug-2005 | "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped..."Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
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():funny quotes (263): "I'm glad the electric chair is the only method... |
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| Posted by Ed J. Early on 07-Aug-2005 | "I'm glad the electric chair is the only method..."I'm glad the electric chair is the only method of capital punishment that
involves powered furniture. Just imagine being executed by an adjustable
bed."
- Paul Paternoster
"I've heard people say the electric chair is "cruel and unusual", but I
think it's a lot quicker and more humane than its predecessor, the steam
chair."
- Claire Voltaire, inspired by Paul Paternoster
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():funny quotes (263): The simple step of a courageous individual... |
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| Posted by angel phobia on 07-Aug-2005 | The simple step of a courageous individual...The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part
in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs the world.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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():funny quotes (263): Always listen to experts. They'll tell you... |
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