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| Posted by Cameron d. Peckham on 10-Aug-2005 | Perfect WifeNo.1 said, "I have the perfect wife. She is an Angel"
No.2 replied, "How lucky for you. Mines still alive."
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| Posted by Mongolian A. Jackass on 10-Aug-2005 | Terrorist MidwifeQ: What is the difference between a midwife and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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| Posted by Laura Nowicki on 10-Aug-2005 | Eat That?Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit??
A: "Are you gonna eat that??"
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| Posted by Becca on 10-Aug-2005 | KiltsQ: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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| Posted by leah on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill GatesQ:what is the difference between Bill Gates and a vibrator?
A:a vibrator is an artificial dick!
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| Posted by bethany on 10-Aug-2005 | AnorexicQ. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A. Quarter-pounder with cheese.
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