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| Posted by Alex Martin on 14-Aug-2005 | Pharmacy BanditsThree men held up the local pharmacy. They stole the entire
supply of Viagra. Police are now looking for three hardened
criminals.
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| Posted by Jeanna M. Garloch on 14-Aug-2005 | Things To Do to kill timeFind a cure for AID's, tell no one.
Build a giant eraser by scraping pencil erasers into a shoe box.
count all of the hairs on your body.
calcutate the amount of inches from where you are to the moon,
once finished, do the same for every planet in the solar system.
construct the statue of liberty, with toothpicks.
dig a hole that you can bury a car in, using a spoon.
try gaining weight, by eating celery
Do you whole classes math homework
watch every movie ever made, in one sitting.
learn every foriegn language
ask your grandparents about their life. (try to act interested)
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| Posted by I'm Angel on 08-Aug-2005 | keeping idiots busyThis cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 seconds cat.
Now read this again without the word cat.
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| Posted by Sara Bernabeo on 09-Aug-2005 | cameraPolaroid has a new camera they call a hemaroid , takes shitty pictures and anyone can operate it.
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| Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 08-Aug-2005 | Knock knock jokeKnock knock!
Who's there?
I dont know. Go answer the door.
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| Posted by James P. Bond on 13-Aug-2005 | FireworksWhy did the firework go off?
I dont know, why?
Because someone lit the fuse! DUH!
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