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| Posted by julij on 09-Aug-2005 | Piece of cakeTeacher: Where is your homework!
Student: I ate it you said it was a piece of cake!
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| Posted by korn_kid on 09-Aug-2005 | JewelryMother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear....a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.
One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.)
That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.
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| Posted by Jasie-poo M on 09-Aug-2005 | DalmatianA nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
Then a third child brought the argument to a close... "They use the dog," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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| Posted by lil'devil on 09-Aug-2005 | CommunicateA little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate," and he says to her, "that word is too big. I have no idea what it means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."
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| Posted by Kaylee R on 09-Aug-2005 | 5 Dollars worthTwo eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and across the street was a brothel.
Day after day they saw men go up, knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling.
One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on.
The madam answers the door and looks down at the boys, and asks what they want.
They explain what they saw, and tell her that they are curious as to what goes on inside.
The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5 dollars?"
Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50 cents.
She says, "OK, that will have to do," as she proceeds to lift her skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff, which they do. She closes the door and the kids proceed home.
About halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya know Joey, I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that."
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| Posted by JAMIE E. LONGMAN on 09-Aug-2005 | M is for magnetMiss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
When it was question time she asked, "My name begins with the letter `M' and I pick up things, so what am I?"
A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother."
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