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():little johnny (1883): Pigs


Posted by chrissy on 12-Aug-2005

Pigs

why do pigs fly because they have wings
   

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():little johnny (1883): nock nock...


Posted by Embee on 12-Aug-2005

nock nock...

nock nock
   

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():little johnny (1883): Can you guess this???


Posted by Rick J. Stoner on 13-Aug-2005

Can you guess this???


Q. What is green and jumps??

A. a cabage on a trampalene

this is so funny. hahahahaha
   

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():little johnny (1883): The letter "g".


Posted by Hom Chkn on 10-Aug-2005

The letter "g".

Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".
   

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():little johnny (1883): Stupidly funny


Posted by Natassia Hogenbirk on 10-Aug-2005
Stupidly funny
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead!
   

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():little johnny (1883): Horsey rides


Posted by Tammy Roy on 09-Aug-2005
Horsey rides
That little bastard Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.

Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, 'Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?'

Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon his mummy starts moaning and gasping and Johnny cries out, 'Hang on tight, Daddy. This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!'

   

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