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():holiday jokes (333): Pilgrims


Posted by Nick Jerimiah on 14-Aug-2005

Pilgrims

Did you ever wonder if the Pilgrims would have killed bobcats instead of
turkeys? And if so on Thanksgiving we'd be eating pussy!

   

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():holiday jokes (333): Christmas Trees vs. Priest


Posted by Anna Flack on 14-Aug-2005

Christmas Trees vs. Priest

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?

Their balls are for decoration.
   

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():holiday jokes (333): embarising moment...


Posted by Tsalbeci on 14-Aug-2005

embarising moment...

ok, well this aint a joke,
this is a true embarrising moment which happened to me last
summer on my holiday to paris for 3 weeks.
the day was very hot. we were bored we needed something to do,
so me and my sister, karren went out shopping. we went to loads
of clothes shops trying on lots of clothes and stuff. We
decieded to try on swimming costumes. i tryed on really ace
ones, adidas, nike, speedo and other makes. karren dared me to
try on this horridable costume, even my granny probobly wouldnt
wear it, i tryed it on and when i saw my reflection in the
mirror i burst out in fits of laughter, i was laughing so much i
wet myself not only that one of the staff made me buy it.

   

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():holiday jokes (333): Santa's Worst Confession


Posted by Brent A. Lund on 14-Aug-2005

Santa's Worst Confession

What is Santa's worst confession?

He admits that only naughty girls get presents for Christmas!

   

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():holiday jokes (333): Ghosts Favorite Clothes


Posted by slimchance on 14-Aug-2005
Ghosts Favorite Clothes
What's a ghosts favorite clothes?

Boo-jeans.
   

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():holiday jokes (333): Christmas


Posted by robyn on 14-Aug-2005
Christmas
It's the day after Christmas and two kids are comparing notes about what
they'd gotten. The first kid says "What'd you get?" The second kid
replies, "Man, I made out! I got Power Rangers stuff, Nintendo, a new
bike, a Walkie-Talkie set, a stereo, and a whole lot more! What'd you
get?" "Ah, I just got a baseball glove and bat," says the first kid. "Wow,
that's pretty rough," says the second kid. The first kid says, "Yeah, well
I'm not dying of cancer."

   

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