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| Posted by John R. Beard on 09-Aug-2005 | Pilots nightmareA pilots nightmare is when he wakes up and finds his co-pilot asleep.
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| Posted by Cordelia Montgomery-Williams on 09-Aug-2005 | Cessna bird strikesYou know you???‚¬?„?re flying a Cessna when you have a bird strike and it is from behind!
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| Posted by Yakke on 09-Aug-2005 | Advice for pilotsAdvice for a young pilot, "Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs."
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| Posted by Lorinda Bruce on 09-Aug-2005 | Confused soulA pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.
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| Posted by Kiks on 09-Aug-2005 | Software engineeringAt a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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| Posted by Aimee C. Goldberg on 09-Aug-2005 | Speeding ticketA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together."
"Yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it to you!?"
Submitted by Sherri
Edited by Yisman
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