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| Posted by Bruno B. Machado on 13-Aug-2005 | Plane RideMichael Jackson was on a plane with the president, a librarian, and some kids. The pilot came out and said the plane was going to crash. He said there wasnt enough parachutes for everyone, but he was the pilot and had to drive other planes so he should live.
The president said, "im the president i have to run the country so i should live"
The librarian said, "theres 2 parachutes left, fuck the kids, save yourself"
Michael Jackson said, "i already did"
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| Posted by nick collazo on 13-Aug-2005 | How to baby sit a black babyhow do you baby sit a black baby? Lick their lips and stick them to the window.
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| Posted by Steven on 13-Aug-2005 | How to stop a black baby from jumping on the bedhow to stop a black baby from jumping on the bed? put velcro on the ceiling.
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| Posted by Brynn Barraclough on 13-Aug-2005 | a.why do you park in a driveway and drive...a.why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway a.why do they put brail on a drivethru atm machine
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| Posted by Ruth e. conners on 13-Aug-2005 | Quizzical?if quizzes are quizzical, what are test?
(if you havent figured it out the answer is testical).
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| Posted by Erica A. Crossfield on 13-Aug-2005 | yo yo peepz! what it iz?...yo yo peepz! what it iz?
we be impin! yeah-e yeah-e! ~L0L~
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