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| Posted by Jesse Jesse on 14-Aug-2005 | PoisonDid you know that mayonnaise is one ingredient away from being
poison?
What is the ingredient, you may ask?
Poison.
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| Posted by janet on 14-Aug-2005 | Mind your own business!Knock-knock
Who's There?
Scot
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!
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| Posted by Yvette C on 09-Aug-2005 | Exam worriesA young student reports for a final examination that consists of only true/false - type statements.
The student takes a seat in the hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet.
Heads means true, tails means false.
The young student is all done in 20 minutes while the rest of the class is sweating it out.
But, suddenly during the last few minutes, the young student is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The teacher, alarmed, approaches the student and asks what is going on.
'Well I finished the exam in half an hour,' says the student, 'but I thought I ought to recheck my answers.'
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| Posted by Zac C. Condie on 10-Aug-2005 | Hormone - EnzymeQ: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
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| Posted by Alycia Dufresne on 12-Aug-2005 | Safety tipCalculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive
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| Posted by al -. harvey on 12-Aug-2005 | Two Things To Worry About (Classic)There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;
but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:
either you will get well, or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about;
if you die, there are only two things to worry about:
either you will go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But, if you go to hell you'll be so darned busy shaking hands with friends you won't have time to worry...
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