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():other funny jokes (4827): Poison


Posted by Jesse Jesse on 14-Aug-2005

Poison

Did you know that mayonnaise is one ingredient away from being
poison?


What is the ingredient, you may ask?








Poison.

   

7 people have rated this joke:
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():other funny jokes (4827): Mind your own business!


Posted by janet on 14-Aug-2005

Mind your own business!

Knock-knock
Who's There?
Scot
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

   

26 people have rated this joke:
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():other funny jokes (4827): Exam worries


Posted by Yvette C on 09-Aug-2005

Exam worries

A young student reports for a final examination that consists of only true/false - type statements.

The student takes a seat in the hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet.

Heads means true, tails means false.

The young student is all done in 20 minutes while the rest of the class is sweating it out.

But, suddenly during the last few minutes, the young student is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The teacher, alarmed, approaches the student and asks what is going on.

'Well I finished the exam in half an hour,' says the student, 'but I thought I ought to recheck my answers.'

   

3 people have rated this joke:
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():other funny jokes (4827): Hormone - Enzyme


Posted by Zac C. Condie on 10-Aug-2005

Hormone - Enzyme

Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
   

6 people have rated this joke:
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():other funny jokes (4827): Safety tip


Posted by Alycia Dufresne on 12-Aug-2005
Safety tip
Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive
   

3 people have rated this joke:
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():other funny jokes (4827): Two Things To Worry About (Classic)


Posted by al -. harvey on 12-Aug-2005
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;
but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:
either you will get well, or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about;
if you die, there are only two things to worry about:
either you will go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But, if you go to hell you'll be so darned busy shaking hands with friends you won't have time to worry...
   

2 people have rated this joke:
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