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():funny laws (94): Pommersheim's Principle...


Posted by james ----- on 07-Aug-2005

Pommersheim's Principle...

Pommersheim's Principle

All obvious theorems are true.


Keane's Kriterion

All true theorems are obvious.

   

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():funny laws (94): Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws...


Posted by Matt J. Mullen on 07-Aug-2005

Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws...

Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws

Everything goes wrong all at once.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Hey_baby_:) on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

   

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():funny laws (94): Edwards' Time/Effort Law...


Posted by Bruce R. Wood on 07-Aug-2005

Edwards' Time/Effort Law...

Edwards' Time/Effort Law

Effort x Time = Constant

A. Given a large initial time to do something, the initial effort will be small.

B. As time goes to zero, effort goes to infinity.


   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Chellie j. tyler on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

   

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():funny laws (94): If you have something to do, and you put it...


Posted by stephan o. brion on 07-Aug-2005
If you have something to do, and you put it...

If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.

   

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