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| Posted by Oldmanshiver on 09-Aug-2005 | PoohQ: What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
A: "Show me the honey!"
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| Posted by Mr_DrummerBoy2005 on 09-Aug-2005 | CoincidenceTeacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
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| Posted by Tr Howes on 09-Aug-2005 | Mum's age"That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher.
"How about for someone my mum's age, Miss?"
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| Posted by Scavenger. on 09-Aug-2005 | HomeworkTEACHER: Did you do your homework?
PUPIL: No, teacher.
TEACHER: Do you have an excuse?
PUPIL: Yes, it's all my mother's fault.
TEACHER: She kept you from doing it?
PUPIL: No, she didn't nag me enough!
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| Posted by Raoku on 09-Aug-2005 | It's okLittle Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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| Posted by Eric Mitchell on 09-Aug-2005 | Not enough!The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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