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| Posted by The Purple Lady on 11-Aug-2005 | Potato will always help!There was this really loser guy at collage one day. he was really unpopular so he got the guts to go ask a girl how could he make the girls like him!? SO, she told him to put a potato in his pants! so hes like OK~ if that will help! so the next day he is walking around an everyone is laughing at him and so he goes back up to the girl he asked and said y is everyone laughing at me?? she says well maybe next time u SHOULD PUT IT IN THE FRONT!
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| Posted by Laura Brown on 11-Aug-2005 | To Prick A BobbyQ: How do you prick a Bobby?
A: With a Bobby Pin!
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| Posted by Coastalisis on 11-Aug-2005 | Jokes from the mouths of geeksThese came from the mouths of geeks
and nerds, and all with a nerdy laugh at
the end:
its not earth to eric--its mars to eric!!!
i dont want you to be screwed, i want you
to be nailed!!!
your mama is so stupid she made the
anti-deans list!!!
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| Posted by Ol-Dirty on 11-Aug-2005 | Knock Knock JokeWill you know me tommorow? Will you next week? Will you know me next year? Will you know me in two years? Okay then. Knock Knock. Whos their? I thought that you said you would know me.
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| Posted by Vince Joebob on 11-Aug-2005 | Mop bucketThere was a guy bar hopping and he stopped in a bar. he asked the bar tender where the bathroom is, this guy was dead drunk and he was wabbling side to side down the hall to the bathroom, 5 minutes after he went in there everyone in the bar heard a blood curdling scream, the bar tender said ahh its only a 1 time thing, he'll be ok, 5 minutes later he heasrd a blood curdling scream 2 times as loud as the first, the bar tender goes into the bathroom and finds this guy squatin down and the guy says bar tender there is something wrong woth your john every time i flush this thing sqeezes the heck out of my balls, the bartender says dude your sitting on the mop bucket.
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():crazy jokes (57): Computer problems? Follow these tips given |
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| Posted by BLitz on 11-Aug-2005 | Computer problems? Follow these tips givenIf someone says, "I can't get to a web page."
"Okay, what's the page you are trying to get to?
friend@yahoo.com? Hmmm... I think I see the problem."
"When you ask your operator to take you to www.ebay.com,
are you saying, 'Please?'"
"Did you delete and icon labelled 'The Internet' from your computer?
You did? Well, it will take years to restore the entire Internet; in the
meantime, the F.B.I. would like to have a word with you."
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