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| Posted by George Washington on 09-Aug-2005 | POTENTIALLYA boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality."
His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor for a million dollars."
He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, "Dad, she said, 'Yes!".
"OK son, now go and ask your sister the same question."
A few minutes later he came back, shocked again. "Dad, she said, 'Yes!' also!"
His dad told him, "There you go."
His son looked at him, puzzled. "Dad I still don't understand."
"Look son, POTENTIALLY we are multi-millionaires, but in REALITY we are dead broke and living with a couple of whores."
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| Posted by REM on 09-Aug-2005 | Gran Lives Where?When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris for pre-school, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.
"Is that your grandmother?" I asked Chris when he boarded.
"Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas."
"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"
"At the airport," Chris replied.
"Whenever we want her we just go out there and get her."
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| Posted by Hench on 09-Aug-2005 | Getting Screwed!There was this little girl staring out her bedroom window, watching two dogs screw in the street.
In curiosity she called for her father to explain what they were doing.
Her father entered the room and asked what was wrong.
The girl then said, "Father what are those two dogs doing ?"
The father hesitantly replied, "Why, one of the dogs got hurt, and the other is helping it to an animal hospital."
The girl jumped to her feet and said, "It's just like with humans, Daddy, you try to help someone and you get fucked!"
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| Posted by Ally1 on 09-Aug-2005 | What's a pussy?Junior, curious about some words he saw on the bathroom wall asked, "Mom, what's a pussy?"
Mom remained calm, showed him a picture of a cat and said, "That's a pussy, son. A pussy is a kitty cat."
"What's a bitch, then?" inquired the precocious little tyke.
Mom got the dictionary out and said, "See, the dictionary says a bitch is a female dog."
Not satisfied, he asked his father what a pussy was. Pops dutifully trotted out a girlie mag from his sock drawer, drew a circle around the genital region and said, "That's a pussy right there, son. And a fine specimen it is, too."
"Well, what's a bitch, then?" asked Junior.
"That's everything outside the circle."
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| Posted by sus lee on 09-Aug-2005 | Cat TrickReady to have some fun?
Read the following cat story slowly and attentively...
This is this cat
This was is cat
This is how cat
This was to cat
This is keep cat
This was a cat
This is idiot cat
This was busy cat
Ok, now read the third word in every line!
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| Posted by chrissy on 09-Aug-2005 | Money For The LadyA little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park.
Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.
"There you are, dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy!"
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