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| Posted by 'Yi on 13-Aug-2005 | PotheadQuestion: Who is a pothead that has never smoked weed?
Answer:Johnny Appleseed
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| Posted by Alejandra Murrietta on 13-Aug-2005 | Ladki patane ka naya styleladki patane ka naya style,
chand ko phod doonga,
suraj ko tod doonga,
tum bas ek baari haan kar do,
pehli waali to chod doonga
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| Posted by BRADY COLLINS on 13-Aug-2005 | The Three MenThere were three men,Manners,Shut up,and Doo-Doo.One day Doo-Doo was climbing a tree and he fell and splattered all over the ground.So shut up called the ambulance.The man said, "Whats your name son?",""Shut up"."Whats your name son?","Shut up"...."Where are your manners!?","Outside cleaning up Doo-Doo."
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| Posted by Tanya N. Boyce on 13-Aug-2005 | First the Dodo died. Then Dodi died. After...First the Dodo died. Then Dodi died. After that Di died followed by Dando. I bet Dido is crapping herself.
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| Posted by Kitty K on 13-Aug-2005 | BUTTER TEETHYOUR TEETH ARE SO YELLOW THAT WHEN YOU SPIT YOU SPIT BUTTER!
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| Posted by Bec on 14-Aug-2005 | things to do in a hotel1) smear peanut butter all over the public restroom floor!
2)spill lemonade on the sheets, after it doesnt lQQK like
lemonade
3) Go to the fronk desk constantly asking for toilet paper
4) When a maid comes to clean your room call the front desk and
tell them that their isa phsyco at you door trying to get
in(lock the door), then give a description,ex. a middle-agd
spanish lady, with a cart, about 4'5, sayin words that seem t
be" Room Service"
5) dial random numbers saying your the police and theres a bomb
in your room, tell them to evacuate immediantly
6) clog the toilets numerious times!
7) unplug your t.v. then call room seriveand tell them your t.v.
is not working, then when they try plugging it in ask them how
to change the colors!
8) pour fish into the pool
9) pee all over the toilet seat, and the floor , and see what
the mids say!
10)go fishing in the pool( USE REAL LIVE WORMS)
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