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| Posted by Lisa R. Schwarz on 14-Aug-2005 | PowerNot to the power that raises shanties, but to the power that lowers
panties!
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| Posted by Vortex on 07-Aug-2005 | Put it back in the horse!...Put it back in the horse!
- H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s,
after he drank his first American beer at a bar.
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| Posted by Rik Jordan on 07-Aug-2005 | Beer is good food....Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
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():funny quotes (263): The problem with the world is that everyone... |
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| Posted by Charlie Rich on 07-Aug-2005 | The problem with the world is that everyone...The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
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():funny quotes (263): "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted... |
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| Posted by Beck on 07-Aug-2005 | "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted..."Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem
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