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():funny definitions (324): Prime Numbers


Posted by Kevin McGee on 09-Aug-2005

Prime Numbers

Hugh Hefner's phone book.
   

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():funny definitions (324): The wife


Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 09-Aug-2005

The wife

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
   

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():funny definitions (324): Incest


Posted by ryan j on 09-Aug-2005

Incest

The game the whole family can play.
   

4 people have rated this joke:
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():funny definitions (324): Quarterback...


Posted by Cameron Gaut on 07-Aug-2005

Quarterback...

Quarterback

A refund.

   

1 people have rated this joke:
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():funny definitions (324): ADULT: A


Posted by Dylan on 09-Aug-2005
ADULT: A
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Hardware Store


Posted by Tar on 09-Aug-2005
Hardware Store
Similar to a black hole in space. If he goes in, he isn't coming out
anytime soon.
   

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