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| Posted by Martin Lynch on 07-Aug-2005 | Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small,...Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small, but viruses are
smaller than the both of 'em put together.
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| Posted by amy on 12-Aug-2005 | What is...what is black and white and red all the time?
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():nerd jokes (650): Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson |
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| Posted by Tisch T. B on 13-Aug-2005 | The Pheasant and the BullA pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree', sighed the pheasant, 'but I haven't got the energy'.
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients'.
The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. And so on.
Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.
The Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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| Posted by Aaron R. Whittington on 13-Aug-2005 | The truth about BridgeA cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, 'Yes, sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, 'Lay down and let's see what you've got.' Another man said, 'I've got strength but no length.' Another man says to the lady, 'Take your hand off my trick!' I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered, 'You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise.' Another lady was talking about protecting her honor and two other ladies were talking and one said, 'Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine. Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say, 'Well, I guess we'll go home now. This is the last rubber.'
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| Posted by Jaiva on 13-Aug-2005 | MonkeysThere are two monkeys in a bath one goes oooooooooohhhhhaaaaaa! The other one says put somebloody cold water in the bloody bath stupid monkey!!!
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