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| Posted by APRIL L. PALMER on 09-Aug-2005 | PubertyA little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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| Posted by Joe Skager on 12-Aug-2005 | The day wizard!!!!!wat happened to the gay wizard?
he went off with a puff
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| Posted by ness on 13-Aug-2005 | BommerrangWhat do you call a bommerrang that dose not
come back?
A stick!!!!
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| Posted by Chransie Spamton on 14-Aug-2005 | McDonald'sAs my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident.
Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."
From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
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| Posted by Marleika on 09-Aug-2005 | DumbwaiterDumbwaiter:
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
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| Posted by Ben Cas on 12-Aug-2005 | The bus driverthere was a kid on a buss and he sayed if my mom was a mommy giraph and my dad was a daddy giraph then i would be a babby giraph. and he sayed this over and over and then the buss dirver says what if you mom was a prostitute and you dad was gay. And the kid replied i\'d be a buss driver
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