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| Posted by Tutti Fruitti on 13-Aug-2005 | Purple cloudwell there was 3 girls molly,drancy,socceeer.and they died and went to heaven and if you step in a purple cloud you get bad luck so molly,drancy,and socceer were walking and suddenly molly steps on a purple cloud and says oh shooooot!!!!! i steped on a purple cloud so then an ugly ugly guy comes the worst you can imagine and they hold hands kiss and everything else. so drancy and socceeer were laughing at molly .so suddenly drancy and socceeer were walking and drancy stepped on a purple cloud and the uglest boy more uglyier then the first one and there kissing and holding eachothers hand and socceeer is laughing at her so then socceer is walking and this fine boy come the finest and got with socceeer and molly and drancy got made and they asked him why was he with socceeer and he said " cause i stepped on a purple cloud."
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| Posted by Mike J. Rees on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo momma so stupidyour moma is so stupid she brouht a spoon to the superbowl
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():nerd jokes (650): The fastest thing in the world |
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| Posted by Grinch on 13-Aug-2005 | The fastest thing in the worldWhats the fastest thing in the world?......a fart gos through your pants doesent leave a mark.
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| Posted by Lee Brooks on 13-Aug-2005 | Stupid bamboooooowhy does a bamboo does?
ans:it helps the monkey change to a baboon
from:kumar in singapore
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| Posted by Rachael Barbutes on 13-Aug-2005 | Henry Charlie and GeorgeHenry was placed againt the wall and just before the order to shoot was given,he yelled out "Earthquake!" The firing sqouad panicked.In confusion. Henry jumped over the wall and escaped Charlie was next, And while the squad reassembled , he ponderedwhat henry had done..Before they could shoot, he shouted, "Tornado!" again the sqouad scattered and Charlie slipped away to safety. Last in line was George. He tought, I see the pattern here.Just scream out a disaster and hope over the wall.As the firing squad raised their rifles and took aim George grinned smugly and yelled "FIRE!"
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| Posted by RICK S on 13-Aug-2005 | Tit eaterOne day i was at school,it was lunch time,suddenly my teacher Mrs.Rosolak put soup on her tits and started eating them.Boy she must be an idiot with mental problems.
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