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| Posted by emmi e. SHORTYMODLE on 09-Aug-2005 | Purple stuffThere is a saying that states, "Truth is stranger than fiction."
I worked in an Emergency room in a large city hospital when, one evening, a young woman came in complaining of a "strange purple discharge". One of our newest resident doctors had the privilege of trying to solve this perplexing gynocological problem. Totally baffled, he turned to the Attending Physician in charge for a consult. The old Doc looked at the woman's chart and noticed that she had recently visited the local free clinic. He asked her why she was there, and she stated that the visit was to get birth control. He then asked, " What kind of birth control did you get?"
She said, "I got one of them diaphrams."
He then asked' "Are you using contraceptive jelly with the diaphram?"
"CONTRACEPTIVE jelly!" she yelled, "They never said it had to be CONTRACEPTIVE jelly!" True story.
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| Posted by Kamikaze Hamster on 09-Aug-2005 | Warning
You might remember, some years ago, someone was puting poison in Tylenol and some people died from it. Well if your a person that uses supositories, you are at risk because now someone is injecting supositories with poison and they have already killed three Assholes........lol
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| Posted by Wendy on 09-Aug-2005 | The AntQ)Why did the ant fall off the dunny bowl? A) He got pissed off.
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| Posted by Sway Braun on 09-Aug-2005 | Birds fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's to far for them to walk.
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| Posted by StrikerSixer76 on 09-Aug-2005 | Old Lady Buys A FarmAn old lady buys a farm but has no animals for the farm. So she decides to go to the farm next door to buy some animals. So the next day she goes over and asks the man if he had any animals for sale for her new farm. The man replied sure. So the lady asked if he had any roosters, he said yes but we don't call them roosters, we call them cocks. So the lady said she will take some. Then the lady asked if he had any donkeys, the man replied yes but we call them asses. But there is a rule with the asses, when they turn over you have to scratch their belly, the lady said no problem i will take some. And finally the lady asked for some hens, them man replied we don't call them hens we call them pull-its. So the lady said she will take some. After the lady pays for her new animals she is walking back to her farm. And while she is doing this the donkey turns over. So the lady asked the man walking by if he could hold her cock and pull-it while she scratches her ass.
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| Posted by Blair E. Baldwin on 09-Aug-2005 | what's the diffeWhat's the difference between a man and a pig?
A pig dosen't turn into a man when it's pissed.
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