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():funny quotes (263): Put it back in the horse!...


Posted by Vortex on 07-Aug-2005

Put it back in the horse!...

Put it back in the horse!
- H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s, after he drank his first American beer at a bar.

   

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():funny quotes (263): I love California. I practically grew up in...


Posted by Hash Brown on 07-Aug-2005

I love California. I practically grew up in...

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

   

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():funny quotes (263): Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed...


Posted by Pumpkin Pie on 07-Aug-2005

Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed...

Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.

Woody Allen in Getting Even

   

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():funny quotes (263): "Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest...


Posted by imadumbass9889 on 07-Aug-2005

"Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest...

"Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest people on earth, but only when they're in space."
- Alan Smithee

   

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():funny quotes (263): Never take a job where winter winds can blow...


Posted by Kaveh C. Mohebbi on 07-Aug-2005
Never take a job where winter winds can blow...
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera

   

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():funny quotes (263): "Help me, Rhonda"...


Posted by Brian M. Lowsley on 07-Aug-2005
"Help me, Rhonda"...
"Help me, Rhonda"

- Dennis Wilson's Last Words

   

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