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| Posted by Mark B. Cullen on 14-Aug-2005 | birdsthere were 2 birds sitting on a perch one said i smell fish if u
like it email me at sarahgascoigne@btinternet.com
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| Posted by Gothic Bitch on 14-Aug-2005 | the english cat and the french catthere was an english cat called one two three and there was a
french cat called un don twa
any way they decided to hav a race across the english channel
the one two three cat made it but the un don twa cat sank
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| Posted by Michael Pothitos on 14-Aug-2005 | AnimalsOne day a boy was getting ready for school. He fell asleep in
his uniform and his pet cat pissed on him. He couldn't change
his shirt because his mom told him to go. As he was walking to
school a squirrel jumped on him and left red stuff on his back.
Then in crawled in his pants and bit his nuts off.Then it ran
away with his nuts. Then he picked up a slug and it pooped on
him. Everyone found out he got raped by a squirrel. And it had a
period on him. And after school a dog pooped on his shoe.
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| Posted by ASS HOLE on 14-Aug-2005 | The Amazing Talking DogA man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet
you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out
the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and
says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"
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| Posted by Dete on 14-Aug-2005 | Pussy CatOne day a fly was flying over a lake. In the lake a trout said
to himself, "If that fly will drop four inches, I can jump out
and catch it." Behind a shrub a bear said to himself, "If that
fly will drop four inches, the trout will jump out of the water
and catch it, so I can reach out and grab the trout." On a hill
sat a hunter who said, "If that fly will drop four inches, the
trout will jump out of the water and catch it, the bear will
reach out and grab the trout, and it will expose him for a clear
shot." Behind A bush there was a rat who said, "If that fly will
drop four inches, the trout will jump out of the water and catch
it, the bear will reach out and grab the trout, the hunter will
have a clear shot at the bear and run down to get his kill, and
I can steal his food." Behind a tree was a cat who said, "If
that fly will drop four inches, the trout will jump out of the
water and catch it, the bear will reach out and grab the trout,
the hunter will have a clear shot at the bear and run down to
get his kill, the rat will steal the hunter's food, and I can
pounce on the rat." Well, everything began: the fly dropped four
inches, the trout caught the fly, the bear reached out and
grabbed the trout exposing himself, the hunter shot the bear and
ran down for his kill, the rat stole the hunter's food, and the
cat tripped and rolled all the way down the hill into the lake.
Moral: When the fly drops, the pussy gets wet.
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