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| Posted by Leland W. Hack on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, they'd break.
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():animal jokes (1719): Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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| Posted by Denise L. Williams on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
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():animal jokes (1719): Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker? |
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| Posted by Bill The Barnicle on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rotweiler!
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():animal jokes (1719): Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge? |
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| Posted by Doran m. Langley on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?A: He pull out his Diners' Club card.
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| Posted by Bubble Angel on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: Why is a tree like a dog?A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.
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| Posted by Jeff D. Proper on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: Why do elephants drink so much?A: To try to forget.
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