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| Posted by fuzzy slippers on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?A: Too many cheetahs.
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| Posted by Thai on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: What has four legs and an arm?A: A happy pit bull.
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| Posted by Dan K on 14-Aug-2005 | Dog BathLittle Johnny walked into a grocery store and selected a large
box of laundry detergent and took it to the counter. The clerk
said, "You must have a large load of clothes to wash." "Oh no,"
said Johnny, "I'm going to give my dog a bath." "I don't think
that is the right soap to use to bathe your dog," said the
clerk. "It'll do," said Johnny, as he paid the clerk and walked
out.
A few days later Johnny goes back to the store to buy some
candy. "How's your dog?" the clerk asked. "He died", said
Johnny. "I told you that soap wasn't right for your dog,"
replied the clerk. "The soap was fine," said Johnny, "but I
think the spin cycle killed him."
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| Posted by Beck on 10-Aug-2005 | Too many cheetahsQ: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
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| Posted by Doggy on 08-Aug-2005 | King of the Jungle...A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,
"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant -
"Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"
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():animal jokes (1719): Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? |
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| Posted by Ana N. Facchin on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?A: To the retail store.
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