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():funny definitions (324): Quarkbar...


Posted by Peter Gundermann on 07-Aug-2005

Quarkbar...

Quarkbar

The candy with flavour and charm.

   

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():funny definitions (324): WIFE...


Posted by Matthew Moulton on 07-Aug-2005

WIFE...

WIFE (Acronym)

Washing Ironing, Food and Entertainment

   

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():funny definitions (324): Inoculatte...


Posted by Mike Miller on 07-Aug-2005

Inoculatte...

Inoculatte

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Sarchasm...


Posted by Gen_Aftertaste on 07-Aug-2005

Sarchasm...

Sarchasm

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Recipe...


Posted by Matt S. N/A on 07-Aug-2005
Recipe...
Recipe (noun)

A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of.

   

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():funny definitions (324): From Mom's Dictionary......


Posted by caryline kelly on 07-Aug-2005
From Mom's Dictionary......
From Mom's Dictionary...

Amnesia (noun)

Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.

   

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