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| Posted by Enobmort Edils on 14-Aug-2005 | Quotes from Bernard Shaw"One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't
and don't."
"If parents would only realize how they bore their children!"
"Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that
the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another."
"The golden rule is that there is no golden rule."
"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a
nation we don't dress well and we've no manners."
"The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life."
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| Posted by Kaveh C. Mohebbi on 14-Aug-2005 | Woman Catching a Fly BallIf a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base.
--Dave Barry
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| Posted by Emily Eddy on 14-Aug-2005 | Wise MenA wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn.
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| Posted by Rob E. Daynes on 14-Aug-2005 | Folding BedsI broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
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| Posted by Adam E. Hinkhouse on 14-Aug-2005 | Friends"True Friends know the song of your heart and sing it back when
you have forgotten it."
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| Posted by Lisa R. Schwarz on 14-Aug-2005 | PowerNot to the power that raises shanties, but to the power that lowers
panties!
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