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| Posted by Fran Mcgrath on 14-Aug-2005 | Quotes from momMy momma always said...
"I brought into this world and I can take you out!"
My momma always said...
"What do you think this is money doesn't grow on trees!"
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| Posted by funkypunk on 14-Aug-2005 | What smells?"What fells like smish?"
By dyslexic Bob in a girls
locker room.
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| Posted by Allan J. Vercellino on 14-Aug-2005 | PiG!!!"Never eat more than you can lift!" -- Miss Piggy
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| Posted by Paul Kloc on 14-Aug-2005 | Tidey Bowel ManIf you launch your ship in a toilet, you're gonna get crapped on.
--The tidey bowel man, 1973.
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| Posted by Ha N. Vu on 14-Aug-2005 | SeashellsI have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the
beaches of the world...perhaps you've seen it.
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| Posted by Fred Kohn on 14-Aug-2005 | Room TemperatureIt doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room
temperature.
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