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():animal jokes (1719): Rabbit


Posted by Norske Swen on 13-Aug-2005

Rabbit

what do you call a rabbit with a bent dick,----fucks funny (bugs bunny)
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Cat go woof


Posted by Griffon McGorden on 13-Aug-2005

Cat go woof

How do you make a cat go woof?


You soak it with gasoline and throw a match on it.
   

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():animal jokes (1719): What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?...


Posted by Donald Peckover on 13-Aug-2005

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?...

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?

An Egg
   

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():animal jokes (1719): HEIR A DOG


Posted by andrew j. gregg on 13-Aug-2005

HEIR A DOG

TWO FLEES CAME OUT FROM A BAR FULLY DRUNK.SEEING THE CONDITION OF OTHER FIRST FLEES SAYS OK V CAN HIER A
DOG
   

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():animal jokes (1719): A FUNNY JOKE


Posted by Topaz Singh on 13-Aug-2005
A FUNNY JOKE
Q:WHAT DO CATS PUT IN SOFT DRINKS?
A:MICE CUBES

BY DORAN STOCKS. AGE 17,SHEFFIELD
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Elephant


Posted by Justin Collingwood on 13-Aug-2005
Elephant
How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?
Take the F out of way in safeway, but wait, there is no f in way
There is no f in way that you will fit an elephant into a safeway bag.
   

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