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| Posted by The king of hitz on 10-Aug-2005 | Rake in the bunkerA man said to his golfing friend, "I hit two of my best balls yesterday!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, I stepped on a rake in the bunker."
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| Posted by NoraLora on 10-Aug-2005 | Golf courseA Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an
interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging on his virility said, "I have four sons.
One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing! I
have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
The Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more
and I'll have a golf course."
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| Posted by Bob LobLaw on 10-Aug-2005 | The worst golf playerThe worst golf player in history must have been Adolf Hitler.
He never got out of the bunker.
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| Posted by KissyFace on 10-Aug-2005 | A good driverWhat does Tiger Woods have that Princess Di didn't?
A good driver. (I know...very bad taste!)
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| Posted by Laura Nowicki on 10-Aug-2005 | Olympic teamWhy doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
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| Posted by Matt Freeman on 10-Aug-2005 | THE PESSIMISTAn avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended
when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature,
and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a
flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and
jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across
the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet.
The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything
unusual about my new dog?"
I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim.
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