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():nerd jokes (650): Reading of the will


Posted by Lily A. Surge on 13-Aug-2005

Reading of the will

The lawyer was reading out the Will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the Will:

"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in the rough times, as well as the good, the house and $2 million."

"To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in illness and kept the business going, the yacht, the business and $1 million.

"And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would not remember him in my Will, you were wrong: Hello Dan!"


   

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():nerd jokes (650): Positively negative


Posted by Raymond m. Dawood on 13-Aug-2005

Positively negative

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. 'In English,' he explained, 'a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However,' the professor continued, 'there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up. 'Yeah, right.'


   

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():nerd jokes (650): Green bucket


Posted by Hansen H. Lieu on 13-Aug-2005

Green bucket

what is green and looks like a bucket?

a green bucket.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Really dumb


Posted by The Purple Lady on 13-Aug-2005

Really dumb

1. Whats brown and stickey


a stick!
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2. Whats big and says bus



a bus!
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3. Whats pink and fluffy



pink fluff!
   

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():nerd jokes (650): $20 million jackpot


Posted by Jason Cox on 13-Aug-2005
$20 million jackpot
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, ''I want my $20 million.'' The man replied, ''No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.''

The Redneck said, ''Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.'' Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, ''Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!''


   

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():nerd jokes (650): Old one


Posted by Joe Brey on 13-Aug-2005
Old one
whats long brown and sticky?





a stick!
   

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